Zingers by Croft Pentz - April 1, 2008

Some people refuse to come forward in church unless escorted by pallbearers.

If you make your church important, it is quite likely to return the favor.

Many people go to church praying that they will hear preaching that will hit someone else.

A church without a purpose is like a house without a door--it has no reason to exist.

The church is not made up of people who are better than the rest, but of people who are trying to become better than they are.