Zingers by Croft Pentz - April 22, 2008

Egotism is that certain something that enables a man in a rut to think he's in the groove.

Egotists are I specialists.

Conceit is an illness that refreshes the victim and makes others sick.

Fellows who boast of being self-made men usually have a few parts missing.

A big head is hard to keep under your hat.

-- Croft M. Pentz, The Complete Book of Zingers(Wheaton: Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.,
1990).